Though I will admit, I was a bit surprised to see English coming up so highly. There was a tiebreaker question even to decide between that and Math, it asked if I read a lot or if I find ways to solve problems.

Instructions: Copy and Paste the following list to your own blog and bold the ones that apply to you. (commentary is encouraged of course)

01. When I was younger, I made some bad decisions
02. I don’t watch much TV these days – tv season is over, though I suspect I’ll start on my collection of DVDs of tv shows over the summer.
03. I love olives
04. I love sleeping – I was going to say yes to this, but given how much time I spend trying to concoct plans to sleep less, I feel like I’d be lying.
05. I own lots of books
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses
07. I love to play video games
08. I’ve tried marijuana
09. I’ve watched porn movies
10. I have been in a threesome
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy
13. I have acne free skin
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton
15. I curse frequently
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year
17. I have hobbies
18. I’ve been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing.
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me (box cutter, actually.)
20. I’m smart
21. I’ve never broken someone’s bones
22. I have a secret(s) that I am ashamed to reveal
23. I hate the rain
24. I’m paranoid at times – forget “at times”.
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
26. I need money right now “Everybody needs money, that’s why they call it money.”
27. I love Sushi
28. I talk really, really fast
29. I have fresh breath in the morning
30. I have semi-long hair
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis - Though please note that regular in my case is I suspect far less regular than most. Go go chinese facial hair genes.
35. I have a twin -
36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyes in the past
37. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
38. I like the way that I look.
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months - Lying is my life.
40. I know how to cornrow
41. I am usually pessimistic
42. I have a lot of mood swings
43. I think prostitution should be legalized
44. I think Britney Spears is hot
45. I have cheated on a Sig. O. in the past - Note that this depends on what you consider “cheating”
46. I have a hidden talent
47. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have
48. I think that I’m popular
49. I am currently single
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex
51. I enjoy talking on the phone
52. I practically live in sweatpants
53. I love to shop
54. I would rather shop than eat
55. I would classify myself as ghetto
56. I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders
57. I’m obsessed with my blog
58. I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them.
59. I’m a pretty good dancer
60. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington
61. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
62. I have a cell phone
63. I believe in God
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months
66. I love drama
67. I have never been in a real relationship before
68. I’ve rejected someone before
69. I currently have a crush on someone
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
71. I want to have children in the future
72. I have changed a diaper before
73. I’ve called the cops on a friend before
74. I bite my nails
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club
76. I’m not allergic to anything
77. I have a lot to learn
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube’s newest “Friday” movie
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex/same sex
81. I’m online 24/7, even as an away message
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs at a party – Who writes this stuff? Middleschoolers? (I jest.)
84. I have made a move on a friend’s Sig. O. in the past
85. I own the “South Park” movie
86. I have avoided assignments at work to be online
87. When I was a kid I played “the birds and the bees” with a neighbor or chum.
88. I enjoy country music
89. I would die for my best friends – I would die for less I think.
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can - I am considering shows like Desparate Housewives and the OC to be soap operas.
92. I’m obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick’s “Children’s Story”
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it
98. I have dated a close friend’s ex
99. I’m happy as of this moment

As if I needed some silly internet quiz to tell me this:

trait snapshot:
does not make friends easily, secretive, introverted, reclusive, observer, dislikes leadership, somewhat socially awkward, does not like to stand out, dislikes large parties, values solitude, solitary, avoidant, ambivalent about fitting in, not dominant, unassertive, suspicious, prudent, unadventurous, worrying, weird, intellectual, frequently second guesses self

I particularly liked when my highest scores were a 90% in paranoia followed by an 83% in avoidant.

EDIT: I did it again so as to provide the whole table, for reference. I got more self absorbed and vain the second time through. My traits also seem to have become a bit more polarized and extreme, I think beyond the reality of the situation this time.