pantsfarm

Yesterday when I was getting on the metro to go home, I thought the dude standing next to me, spitting off the platform was pretty gross. Mostly just because I thought all this public spitting was pretty gross.

I thought he was a bit more gross when while sitting on the metro, he continued to spit on to the ground.

But, when I saw him spitting again on the ground just as I left, I was no longer so disgusted by the spitting.

I was instead thoroughly fucking repulsed by the fact that somewhere after leaving the previous stop, he started vomiting all over the ground. Because I was across the train, I was thankfully (from above) out of the splash radius.

I mean holy crap it was the grossest thing I can think of in recent memory.

I’ll admit, I’ve puked in public places too, but never have I done so with such flagrant disregard for those people unfortunate enough to be near me. I always managed to haul myself to a trash can or off the sidewalk or something.

Ew.

And then, after he was done, he just kept spitting, now into a pile of vomit. Uggghh.